Weekly Freekly: Number 0200
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Aloha, bitch! That's all I can say. What can you say to me that's fresher than that? Ninja, I'm coming to you live and direct, from my house, BUT, I was just on the white sands of Waikiki for a Scarface, boss-style wedding playa... In Hawaii! Dolphins were doing backflips, and puffer fish were puffin' on coconut-flavored blunts. The starfish we're chillin' hard as fuck. Starfish move so slow you can't even see them moving, that's how hard starfish chill.
Who got married you ask? I thought you knew. We first broke the news to your eardrums on the ICP hotline about a month ago. See, many of you ninjas fail to understand the freshness of the ICP hotline. It's been around since 19 fuckin' 92. Many times we drop neutron bombs of news on the ICP hotline, and ninjas never even know it. Today, the internet is the place to be for info, there's no doubt about that, but LONG LIVE THE FUCKIN' HOTLINE! Anyhow, the groom is none other than your homie, my homie, our homie, everybody's fuckin' Juggalo homie, Alex Abbiss. The Captain of What's Happenin'. Double A himself. I'm talkin' about the CEO, shinin' like C3P0, the one and only Alex Abbiss. The very ninja of Psychopathic Records. And introducing his lovley missus... The ultra-special, eccentric, extraordinary, the one and only, Ms. Niki Abbiss. Megaton congratulations to them both.
Man, right now I'm checkin' out some fresh-ass Rotten Radio.com And they're playin' all this old school ICP. It's giving my forehead panic-blasts of freshness. You see ninjas, I love all our shit. New, old, right, wrong, it don't matter to me. I love the shit you love and I love the shit you ain't feelin'. I love it all. It's all part of ICP's fresh history so far. So believe me ninjas, chillin' with Mike E. Clark again is fuckin' absolutely fuckin' awesomely dope. You have to understand the whole picture. The timing is perfect and everything just feels so right to be back workin' with Mike again. Just like when ICP and Mike went our separate ways 5 or 6 years ago, we both felt like the timing was perfect for that then as well.
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